Just a little over a week ago, I had a bone graft in my mouth. I had lost a tooth years ago and had been putting off getting an implant for the longest time. Now that I finally got around to thinking it should be done, I was told that my bone had receded and they needed to build it up before they could do the implant. Yay! So I went in to the oral surgeon who sliced open my gums, drilled a whole bunch of holes in my jaw bone, filled them with bovine bone ( I know, this opens it up to a whole slew of cow jokes), and sewed the gum back up again. I can hear you thinking, "Ouch!" and you would be right. It would have been great if the ouch had ended there, but true to form (nothing ever goes easy for me) the site got infected and now my cheek is swollen and I have puss oozing into my mouth. Yummy! Its also brought a whole new dimension of pain with it. So its back to the surgeon to try and figure out what he wants to do with my swollen, infected, cow jaw.
Then to add to my misery, my dear little Taz got an ear infection. I took her to the doctor who prescribed some drops to help with the pain, but the dear- heart has been fighting me putting it in her ear. Then I noticed the blood coming out of her ear, and didn't freak too much about it (calm mother that I am), until she woke up around midnight last night screaming about the pain in her ear. So, off we go to the ER. I was having visions of her ear drum in tatters with swollen throbbing tissue all around it. Turns out, the blood was from the doc nicking her ear canal with his scope, and the pain was just the infection getting a bit worse (and the fact that the Tazling is a bit of a hypochondriac drama queen). She was an absolute gem at the hospital though, and had all the nurses oohing over how cute she is. She left the hospital with a lollipop, a toy bunny, a bottle of bubbles, a box of juice, her own hospital bracelet and a cup of ice chips. I left the hospital with a bag full of children's lortab (yay for sleep inducing pain killers) and a little girl clutching her new bunny with a smile on her face.
Now its lunch time and I'm still in my pj's.