Too Bad Its Just Not True

For my birthday, Gillian gave me a fantastic, light weight, earth friendly water bottle, with all these motivational sayings all over it - like:

"Dance, sing, floss and travel."

"Creativity is maximized when you're living in the moment."

"The conscious brain can only hold one thought at a time. Choose a positive thought."

"Friends are more important than money."

You see. You do feel all motivated and positive when you read them. Then they threw in this one:

"Children are the orgasm of life."

Whoa! You see and suddenly I have to disagree with my water bottle. If the latter were the case, I believe there would be alot more women walking around with perma smiles on their faces, and I'm just not seeing those smiles.

Water bottle - I feel let down.