A Different Lament

My offspring does not look like me. Its true. For some reason instead of choosing to have flowing amber locks, green and other colour eyes, a 34 inch inseam, and a delightful South African/English/American accent, she chose to look and sound (she grunts alot) like her other parent, right down to her hairline.


I'm not complaining though, I think her other parent is pretty darned sexy!