Purple Pointers

This post might be a bit graphic for some, but I figure if I can write it, you can read it.

I have a yeast infection in my boobs. Its true - who knew it was possible. Anybody that might have experienced such an infection would know how excruciatingly painful it is - especially when you have a munchkin chomping on your nipples multiple times a day. I have tried numerous creams, homeopathic remedies and supplements, but all to no avail. When in Mexico, Tamsine developed the same infection in her mouth. We were told a good dosing of Gentian Violet would cure the infection. It worked as they said, and did a bang up job of clearing her mouth, which helped her feel better and enjoy herself a little more.

Anyway, after not having any luck with prescription creams or ointments, I decided that perhaps I should try this purple wonder dye on my aforementioned affected area. There I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror with bright purple nipples staring back at me. I have often had to tell certain ungentlemanly type people that "they're not alive,they don't talk back", so it was really strange standing there, having my bosoms take on an expression (or so it seemed). I just knew that if I looked away from the mirror, they would blink at me.

Eventually I was able to pack my little purple pointers away, but in my minds eye, I still see them staring at me, and every now and then the cheeky little monkeys dare to wink!